Hahaha I love me...

I love being me.. My e-mail to one of the poker affiliates: "I think you should up my percentage from 30% to 35% since I'm a large player in the poker website business. Giving me 35% will allow me to recruit a lot more players, and a lot faster." Their reply: "Hi Tyler, Done. You will be at 35% commission. Do you want to do the sliding scale for players or no? Please get the word out to your customers and really push this thing. Best Regards, Mark"